Mummy : Jiejie you lurvee meimei or not?
Jiejie : No lurvee!
Mummy : (bit angry) Y you not lurvee meimei, if you not lurvee her, i'll give her away to uncle!!
Jiejie : (think a while) Dun give meimei to uncle.....Mummy, u buy me another 1 meimie, i want 2 meimei...
Mummy : Huhh? y wanna buy another meimei, y not didi?
Jiejie : No...i want another 1 meimei, not didi!!
Mummy : ok, but where to buy another meimei, mummy dunno wor...
Jiejie : (without a second) Mummy buy from Indonesia la...i want 2 meimei, 3 meimei, 4 meimei......
Mummy : Speechless......(Wah lau, how she knows can buy a baby from Indonesia? sumore want meimei only wor.....)
Last two nite on the way home :
Jiejie : (talking to my maid in Malay) Kakak, bapa Kakak Bi (my mil's maid) sudah mati horr. Kakak Bi punya mummy ada lagi...
Kakak : Ya, Kakak Bi mummy maseeh hidup.
Jiejie : Ohhh...Kakak Bi punya mummy maseeh hidup. Saya punya bapa, mummy tak ada mati..... (mummy mumbling in heart : "CHOI"!!!!)
Mummy : Jiejie what is Mati? after Mati go where? (mummy wanna know how much she knows about 'MATI'!!)
Jiejie : Haiiii (like mummy very bodoh), Mati liao go pasar larrrr!!!!!
Mummy Pengsan!!
One evening in my mil's house, there was a aged uncle dropped by :
MIL : Girl, call 'gong gong' (cos he is quite old mar, all the hair oso white ledi)
Jiejie : aMah, can not, my 'gong gong' in ipoh! He is not my 'gong gong'
MIL 'red face' in front of the uncle!!
One day outside my house, my maid pointed to my neigbour's sunflower :
Kakak : Meimei, cccc 'flourwal-sun'...
Jiejie : No...Kakak, Sunflower! you tak tau meh? otak sudah rosak ahh?!!!
Kakak laugh like no end....
(Mummy oso laugh in the heart, but still urged her can not say like this to her kakak again!)
Meimei is very good climb here climb there, fearless to fall! but too bad sometimes when she can climb up but dunno how to come down.....and she will shout...'Mummy, tulun....tulun!! (turun)'
When she wants something that she can not reach....she will pointed the stuff and scream...'eenee, eenee (ini)' or whenever she finished her milk she will tell, 'Mummy, abees (habis) nen nen'!
Well, this is my lil Malay girl at home! :-)